001. welcome to my world

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

...who were they...?

and dammit! those were my only pair of goggles!

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Haha, yes, who cares what they think? :D

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

His speeches could be worse, at least he's hot...

[Wait. Did she think that? Damn, she was thinking everything in her head, because that's where thoughts went, so she better change the--thought subject.]

If I did anything to your head it would make it better. It could use it. And it's not like there's much in there to break. [Not that she actually has any psychic powers.]

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Rufus is - I think I just threw up a little. In my soul

dontwannaknowndontwannknowdontwannaknow

At least it's broken in a way that I recognize. It doesn't need... Reno-breaking. that's got to be a word, right? You'd make me draw funny marks on my face with permanent marker or something.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Hey! I just get bored and think stuff! Don't blame a girl for that. He's a lot better looking than you, you know.

Whatever, it doesn't mean anything. Stupid Cloud.

I'd make improvements. Draw marks on your face? That's kid stuff. I would think of something way better than that. More hilarious. [She laughs to herself at this. If she controlled Cloud, she'd be awesome at it.]

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

...


Reno - I didn't know you'd looked. I'm kind of with someone now. You should have said something earlier.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

[You suck, Dream Cloud!]

What? Hey, I just said I liked--I mean--

I didn't look at you, jackass. I just know I don't like your face. Pft. You wish.

Anyway, I asked you what's goin' on before, and you didn't answer, dumbass.

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

most accomplished I've felt in a long time...

Rufus and Reno, two by two - okay. I'm stopping now before I make myself nauseated.

I told you - someone shot my goggles off my face.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

That's cause you ain't good for much.

How's that nauseating? I'm fucking hot. Asshole.

I'm sure people are always shooting at you. Was it those freaks? Cause I told you about them.

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how few people try to kill me these days. it's weird

freaks...?

told me - ?

princesses.

Yeah. Silver haired. The disturbingly girly, not girly enough one shot me in the face.

Is that why you called Tifa to tell her you want to see me?

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Maybe you had a lull, but now it's over.

You got it, the pretty princesses. [She has to laugh at that.]

Right, right! I called your lady. So head out to Healen Lodge right away. And can you listen to Rufus this time and save everybody a lot of trouble?

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

figures

...

kind of the way you're listening to Rufus right now?

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

That's different. Rufus ain't saying nothing I don't know right now. Blah blah Deepground WRO blah fucking bullshit blah.

You really listen.

I'm making faces at Reeve right now.

Oh wait, what was I saying? Pay attention to Rufus, okay? You'll save everybody a lot of trouble, including yourself. I wanna save male me from having to carry your sorry ass.

wrapping this up time?

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Listen.

right

ahhhh.

it can't hurt to listen.

Fine.


just as long as he doesn't start to monologue...