001. welcome to my world

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

...who were they...?

and dammit! those were my only pair of goggles!

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[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

I don't know. How'd you get in my head?

I sure didn't-- Wait, unless this meeting is so boring that I developed psychic powers as a defense mechanism.

bwahahaha! I LOVE your Reno. Cloud has no idea what to do with her but I love her!

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to be in your -

...

Reno.

You can't develop psychic powers by being bored.

Haha, thank you! I love threading with your Cloud so much

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Don't underestimate the power of the boss's boring meetings. I bet my brain evolved from sitting through one too many of them and straining extra hard trying to cope.

[Not that she seriously believes this theory, but now she's amused by it.

At least she's only at the meeting for Rufus' protection, so she doesn't have to retain any knowledge. She just has to look good and throw herself in the path of any oncoming bullets, no big deal.]

I wonder if there's anything else I can do with my power...

our characters may hate us but it's allllll good :D

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Shinra would have an army of physic grunts if listening to boring speeches endlessly was all it took.

-what?

Reno... just - don't. Whatever you're going to try to do, don't do it while you're inside my head. I don't want you to - break something.

Haha, yes, who cares what they think? :D

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

His speeches could be worse, at least he's hot...

[Wait. Did she think that? Damn, she was thinking everything in her head, because that's where thoughts went, so she better change the--thought subject.]

If I did anything to your head it would make it better. It could use it. And it's not like there's much in there to break. [Not that she actually has any psychic powers.]

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Rufus is - I think I just threw up a little. In my soul

dontwannaknowndontwannknowdontwannaknow

At least it's broken in a way that I recognize. It doesn't need... Reno-breaking. that's got to be a word, right? You'd make me draw funny marks on my face with permanent marker or something.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Hey! I just get bored and think stuff! Don't blame a girl for that. He's a lot better looking than you, you know.

Whatever, it doesn't mean anything. Stupid Cloud.

I'd make improvements. Draw marks on your face? That's kid stuff. I would think of something way better than that. More hilarious. [She laughs to herself at this. If she controlled Cloud, she'd be awesome at it.]

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

...


Reno - I didn't know you'd looked. I'm kind of with someone now. You should have said something earlier.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

[You suck, Dream Cloud!]

What? Hey, I just said I liked--I mean--

I didn't look at you, jackass. I just know I don't like your face. Pft. You wish.

Anyway, I asked you what's goin' on before, and you didn't answer, dumbass.

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

most accomplished I've felt in a long time...

Rufus and Reno, two by two - okay. I'm stopping now before I make myself nauseated.

I told you - someone shot my goggles off my face.

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

That's cause you ain't good for much.

How's that nauseating? I'm fucking hot. Asshole.

I'm sure people are always shooting at you. Was it those freaks? Cause I told you about them.

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how few people try to kill me these days. it's weird

freaks...?

told me - ?

princesses.

Yeah. Silver haired. The disturbingly girly, not girly enough one shot me in the face.

Is that why you called Tifa to tell her you want to see me?

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Maybe you had a lull, but now it's over.

You got it, the pretty princesses. [She has to laugh at that.]

Right, right! I called your lady. So head out to Healen Lodge right away. And can you listen to Rufus this time and save everybody a lot of trouble?

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

figures

...

kind of the way you're listening to Rufus right now?

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

That's different. Rufus ain't saying nothing I don't know right now. Blah blah Deepground WRO blah fucking bullshit blah.

You really listen.

I'm making faces at Reeve right now.

Oh wait, what was I saying? Pay attention to Rufus, okay? You'll save everybody a lot of trouble, including yourself. I wanna save male me from having to carry your sorry ass.

wrapping this up time?

[findmyownreason.livejournal.com]

Listen.

right

ahhhh.

it can't hurt to listen.

Fine.


just as long as he doesn't start to monologue...